A young friend recently got married and had a rubber mallet on their gift registry.
1. How could we NOT pass up an excuse to buy a rubber mallet for a wedding gift?
2. How could we NOT wrap it exactly like a rubber mallet?
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It looks like you took a weapon of mass destruction, like say, the HAMMER OF THOR, and totally wussified it. Once he gets it out of the wrapper he’ll be free to happily pound away the dents in his car. What else do you use mallets for?
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It looks like you took a weapon of mass destruction, like say, the HAMMER OF THOR, and totally wussified it. Once he gets it out of the wrapper he’ll be free to happily pound away the dents in his car. What else do you use mallets for?